*via satellite comms and iPhones*
July 22nd – 12:46am
Grigori I need the following weapons and equipment to be shipped to my main base:
200 x T-72 Battle tanks 7,760,000 x 125mm APFSDS-T rounds 7,760,000 x 125mm HEAT rounds..: 7,760,000 x 125mm HE-FRAG-FS rounds 7,760,000 x ATGW/ATGM rounds 9,750,000 x 7.62x54R Ball rounds 9,750,000 x 7.62x54R Armor Piercing/Incendiary rounds 9,750,000 x 7.62x54RArmor Piercing rounds 9,750,000 x 7.62x54R Tracer rounds 7,950,000 x 12.7x108mm Ball rounds 7,950,000 x 12.7x108mm Armor Piercing/Incendiary rounds 7,950,000 x 12.7x108mm Armor Piercing rounds 7,950,000 x 12.7x108mm Tracer rounds
150 x Hind D Gunships 9,550,000 x 30x165mm ball rounds 9,550.000 x 30x165mm Armor Piercing rounds 9,550,000 x 30x165mm Tracer rounds 9,100,000 x 80mm S-8 HEAT rockets 9,100,000 x 80mm Penetrating rocket 9,100,000 x 80mm Target marking rocket
7000 x AK 103 rifles 9,500,000 x 7.62x39mm Ball rounds 9,500,000 x 7.62x39mm Armor Piercing/Incendiary rounds 9,500,000 x 7.62x39mmArmor Piercing rounds 9,500,000 x 7.62x39mm Tracer rounds
5000 x AK 103 with GP-34 under barrel grenade launchers 50,000 x 40mm HE grenades 50,000 x 40mm Smoke grenades 50,000 x 40mm Anti-personnel grenades 50,000 x 40mm Signaling grenades 50,000 x 40mm Illumination grenades
10,000 x Aimpoint Comp M4 red dots optics 1500 x Zeiss compact point red dots optics 1200 x Schmidt & Bender 1.5-8x 24 scopes 14,500 x AK 103 bayonets
Let me know how you like your payments.
~ General Steiner (via satellite phone)
July 22nd – 06:19am
Usual prices and payment. I’m a little curious where you found 150 trained pilots for the gunships though? Same for the tank crews.
~ Grigori Katorga (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 10:13am
That’s easy mein herr, most of them are from der Ost bloc. Since der fall of der USSR, there are a lot of soldiers out of work mit skills that are hard to transfer to civilian life.
~ General Steiner (via satellite phone)
July 22nd – 10:59am
What I wanna know is where is Grigori manufacturing all these tanks and why hasn’t he given me one..?
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 11:02am
Have you asked for one?
~ General Steiner (via satellite phone)
July 22nd – 11:04am
I shouldn’t have to ask. Grigori loves me. He should just give.
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 11:14am
Maybe giving you ein tank is ein bad investment.
~ General Steiner (via satellite phone)
July 22nd – 11:16am
……ya think??
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 11:21am
Educated guess.
~ General Steiner (via satellite phone)
July 22nd – 12:03pm
Left overs of the cold war. Military supplies are easy if you know where to look. We have an old officer on the payroll. Baelian, do you want a tank? It’s probably not a bad idea with the rate you go through jags to give you something with some armour plating.
~ Grigori Katorga (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 12:26pm
You may want to pull off der armaments Grigori, unless you want to be on der 19:00 news.
~ General Steiner (via satellite phone)
July 22nd – 03:20pm
Oh go on, give him a tank. Bella will sort it out.
~ Alina Bellamantis (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 03:48pm
Bella will also know who gave him the tank!
~ Grigori Katorga (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 03:50pm
What’s wrong Katorga? You afraid of a girl?
~ Alina Bellamantis (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 03:51pm
Clearly. Even the woman he married wasn’t a real one.
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 03:52pm
When we disappeared for all those days in the desert, I came back to find she had bought out a few of my more profitable ventures as payback for worrying her. So I wouldn’t say afraid, but I definitely respect her enough not to piss her off too many times in the one year.
~ Grigori Katorga (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 03:53pm
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why she is the Queen of the Underground.
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 05:11pm
Jeeze Katorga, what is it with you letting the Blacks take over your life…body…inheritance..?
~ Alina Bellamantis (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 05:17pm
Mein gott. Alina would you just fuck him already? Der sexaul tension between you und Grigori is getting ridiculous. All these snippy remarks…even Ich can see it und Ich have only one eye.
~ General Steiner (via satellite phone)
July 22nd – 05:24pm
Ah. No. Why don’t you fuck him Steiner? He did a camel, you may be a step up. You can’t smell worse.
~ Alina Bellamantis (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 05:28pm
Well then. I guess I’m no longer needed here. If anyone wants me I’ll be at the bar.
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 05:30pm
I never fucked Brian. Do you know how much work that would be? Camels are large animals and we didn’t have a step ladder. Besides, your husband was there.
~ Grigori Katorga (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 05:37pm
Hey! Leave me out of this. And what happened to ‘I don’t remember a thing’, eh?
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 05:38pm
I don’t. But you’re a biter.
~ Grigori Katorga (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 05:40pm
Was zur hölle?!
~ General Steiner (via satellite phone)
July 22nd – 05:41pm
Or Brian is a biter. You wouldn’t need a stepladder if you were the camel’s bitch. Did you drop the soap for the camel, Katorga?
~ Alina Bellamantis (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 05:44pm
Bae has much nicer teeth then Brian. Bitemarks show it. Also, curious why you’re so determined to offend me today?
~ Grigori Katorga (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 05:47pm
She’s flirting. Basically. ‘Scuse me while I go sulk. Without a tank.
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 05:50pm
Am not.
~ Alina Bellamantis (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 05:51pm
You’ll get your tank. I’ll even make sure it has an engine.
~ Grigori Katorga (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 06:09pm
Oh sure, gimme a tank and take my kid and my mistress. I see how it is.
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 06:10pm
…Mistress?
~ Alina Bellamantis (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 06:12pm
This could be you Bae…I call shotgun!
~ Grigori Katorga (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 06:13pm
Very nice Katorga. Yes, Alina, Mistress, thank you. Never put in writing things that can be used again you.
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 06:13pm
Can I have a tank Katorga? Please? Ignore Steiner.
~ Alina Bellamantis (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 06:14pm
Ich nicht der one flirting trying to score ein Tank, Alina.
~ General Steiner (via satellite phone)
July 22nd – 06:15pm
Any preference on colour?
~ Grigori Katorga (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 06:16pm
Black, like my soul. Or maybe metallic red.
~ Alina Bellamantis (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 06:16pm
Oh please.
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 06:23pm
~ Grigori Katorga (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 06:27pm
That one!!!!! It’s sooooo pretty!! I want the tank. It will make a nice hole somewhere.
~ Alina Bellamantis (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 06:28pm
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Bellamantis gets what she wants.
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 06:28pm
Do you know how to operate one?
~ General Steiner (via satellite phone)
July 22nd – 06:29pm
Hire a driver and point.
~ Grigori Katorga (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 06:30pm
Do I look like I need to know how to operate it? I’m sure there are plenty of men in fatigues that would be happy to show me around my…tank.
~ Alina Bellamantis (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 06:31pm
Or Russians.
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 06:34pm
Here, I got you one.
~ General Steiner (via satellite phone)
July 22nd – 07:26pm
…you must be joking.
~ Alina Bellamantis (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 07:35pm
Hah!
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 09:28pm
Nein, you wanted ein tank, so I got you one. What’s der problem?
~ General Steiner (via satellite phone)
July 22nd – 09:29pm
Ahahahahaha!
~ Bethany Black (via Baelian’s Blackberry)
July 22nd – 09:45pm
Steiner. It’s pink.
~ Alina Bellamantis (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 09:47pm
Und?
~ General Steiner (via satellite phone)
July 22nd – 09:52pm
I want the sleek black one!
~ Alina Bellamantis (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 10:36pm
Hire someone to paint it. Its ein free tank fur fick sake. Mit ein engine!
~ General Steiner (via satellite phone)
July 22nd – 11:02pm
Whoa whoa whoa. Who said free?
~ Grigori Katorga (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 11:03pm
Nothing in this world is free. Just ask Katorga.
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 11:05pm
Give it a rest, Black.
~ Grigori Katorga (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 11:06pm
Ich offer Alina ein free tank but she doesn’t like der color
~ General Steiner (via satellite phone)
July 22nd – 11:07pm
I think it’s the week.
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 11:11pm
Thank you Baelian.
~ Alina Bellamantis (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 11:12pm
It’s always the “free” things in life that cost the bloody most!
~ Grigori Katorga (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 11:13pm
Heh. Bloody.
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 11:14pm
I see what you did there. Katorga…you’ll give it to me for free when you hear what it’s for….
~ Alina Bellamantis (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 11:15pm
…and this is where I get worried.
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 11:17pm
Der funny part ist she doesn’t like the color but says nothing about der giant cock on the turret.
~ General Steiner (via satellite phone)
July 22nd – 11:19pm
It’s a tank. It makes perfect sense to have a penis on top of it. Men and their over compensation…
How many tanks do you have Steiner?
~ Alina Bellamantis (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 11:20pm
Fine. You can have the tank.
~ Grigori Katorga (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 11:21pm
Thank you Katorga.
~ Alina Bellamantis (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 11:31pm
Fine. Traitor.
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 11:45pm
I’m not judging, but…
~ Lux Van Horne (via iPhone)
July 22nd – 11:47pm
I’m telling Bella.
~ Bethany Black (via Baelian’s Blackberry)
July 22nd – 11:49pm
Excuse us.
~ Baelian Black (via Blackberry)
July 22nd – 11:58pm
Over und out.
~ General Steiner (via satellite phone)
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