The Black Family’s greatest treasure almost became the Underground’s greatest tragedy according to sources and royal watchers who attended the adult playground festivities last week.
Those who are familiar with the Burlesque Underground and the Black Family would be all too used to the sight of the delicate little redhead crawling about at Jasper Black’s feet…winning hearts and charming the very people that her ‘Master’ sees fit to toy with by merely batting a long lash.
But ‘dear little Red’ almost met an untimely end last week when she went missing for a 48 hour period, kidnapped by persons unknown who left a ransom note demanding $1 billion ‘if you ever want to see the kid again.’ The note, delivered to the Black Family on Wednesday evening as they prepared for the following night’s show, referred not to Red herself but the unborn child she carried – presumably fathered by Jasper.
The Black Family were unable to comment on Thursday evening, though Bella Jade Black’s media release the following morning stated that Red was ‘alive and well, and on her way back to her Family where she belonged.’
No mention of the child, nor of where she had been and what had transpired while she was there, though Jett Black and his wife Betty were notably absent during Thursdays usual shenanigans.
The truth is we will never know what befell dear Red in those lost days last week…
Unless of course we pay attention to the loose-lipped whispers of the Underground’s youngest members, Betsy and Bethany Black.
“Someone took Red away from Uncle J, but it’s ok because Uncle Jett went to deal with the situation. Once Auntie Betty cleans up they’ll be home…”
From the mouths of babes indeed…
More news as it develops.
See related stories: ‘Black Family Pediatrician Missing in Suspected Kidnapping Plot. Abandoned Wife Pleads for Public Support.”
Written by May Bea Sunshine.
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