Black Family Inc. Public Statement
The Black family is delighted to announce the marriage of Jasper Baelian Black and Bella Jade Black in an intimate ceremony on Monday 6th May, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. The nuptials were conducted in the Family’s private villa at the Bellagio Towers.
So that they may celebrate this special occasion with their dearest friends, family, colleagues and business partners, the newlyweds will be announcing a post-wedding celebration to be held at the Burlesque Underground as soon as arrangements can be made. Details to be announced soon, attendance as always will be by invitation only.
The Birth of Julian Benjamin Black
We are also pleased to advise, following our previous press release re: the premature birth of Julian Benjamin Black, that little Julian is responding well to the excellent care provided at our private neonatal clinic.
This has been a challenging time for both Julian and his mother Red (as well as the extended Black Family), so we ask that in the interests of the ongoing recovery of mother and child the press and public respect the family’s privacy at this delicate time.
As a close-knit family, the Black’s spend a great deal of time socialising and entertaining together, however we do encourage responsible drinking. It was with great amusement that we have noticed rumors beginning to circulate following a show at the Burlesque Underground on the 2nd of May, 2013, that one of the youngest members of the family- Bethany Black– may be pregnant.
We have put this amusing mix-up down to excessive consumption of alcohol amongst patrons and family, resulting in some entertaining antics from a select few and confusion around the premature labor and impending birth of Red’s baby.
We would like to lay these rumors to rest and confirm that Bethany Black is not pregnant.
In relation to this, and in regards to the recent hospitalization of Betty Black due to a rather serious case of food poisoning, the Family ask that the press and public respect the Family’s right to privacy.
We would also like to take this opportunity to assure our investors, associates and the public that, as always, Black Family Inc. will continue to operate all avenues of our company to the high standards that have come to be expected of us.
We look forward to the exciting opportunities that will be presented to all involved in working towards the future expansion of our century old institution.
*Family and friends wishing to pass on their congratulations to the Family may do so here or through the regular channels.
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Copyright © 2013. Natalie Ristovski.